Mark and Jennie's Wedding.

Disclaimer - Now before you start asking where all of the bride and groom pictures are, I was on official usher duty and as such couldn't take photos of the happy couple. Anyway they payed loads for some dude with curly hair to come over for the day and do it right like. So enjoy.....

Me and Ziggy looking smart. Even though Zig wants to twat me for burning his hand the night before.

Mark tries to explain to Jen that she's stuck with him now.

Me and the missus. 76% pissed by this stage.

Isn't that a long table.

Me and the missus again. 86% pissed.

I laugh along even though Mr D and Ian have glued my hand to my head.

Mark and Jen's porcelain doll wedding presents are displayed for all to see.

Mark ends his marriage proceedings by rockin the joint with his skiffle ensemble, Planet Lounge.